Unbiased Online Casino & Gambling News - HolyMolyCasinos.com
Tired of getting the same run around of every casino under the sun being amazing? Rather read some objective news for once? You’re at the right place.
Casino News You’ll Actually Want to Read
Who doesn’t love a bit of gambling news, eh? Nothing like reading about the amazing, fantastic, wonderful, exciting… oh screw it, we know reading the news is like watching paint dry and we realize that casino news is mostly a copy-and-paste affair with uninteresting titles and text so dry even that sand itself would want a drink of water. It’s like some websites don’t even try!
But, hey, you’re at our website and you probably already know the deal. We don’t like to be bored out of our skulls. We’re gonna do it our way because that’s how we roll.
Looking for new slots to play? Never fear, we are here! We’re always on the lookout for new casino software and we damn sure are going to write about it when we find it! Actually, all parts of the gambling market are on our radar and are fair game to land on our news page. Not to mention, we’ll also post about our cool video reviews that we do, as well as important updates that we make to our website.
How about a rogue casino? You’ll find it here. Maybe you’re trying to figure out what games to play or suspicious software to avoid? We’ll have you covered on that as well. What about good news like jackpot winners or online casinos that do things the right way? You can be sure we wouldn’t leave you in the dark about that either. The news doesn’t always have to be all bad, now does it?
Besides, news about casino software and casino gaming is important and should be interesting to read. After all, the online gambling industry is about having fun, isn’t it?!
Objective, informational, funny, and even sarcastic if time permits - our trademark style will remain and entertain you. Are you not entertained?! (Can you name what movie that quote is from?)