Updated: 05 Feb 2018
Dash Casino Review
If casinos were fairytale characters, this one would be Cinderella’s ugly lame stepsister, with crooked teeth, squints, and bad breath. The website is slow, unresponsive and outdated. So outdated that it shows some Latin nonsense in the sitemap under the game descriptions. Don’t read them out loud to avoid raising up some demons. The welcome bonus is a joke. Promos are mostly dull. The match bonus for the first deposit is up to €50 with acceptable x40 wagering requirements. Any bright sides? Anything at all? Well, yeah. Popular Microgaming software with more than 300 games, award-winning support center from the parent company, respectable licenses, and good security. But they are of no use with this disheveled website.
- Award-winning parent company
- Microgaming software
- License from the UK Gambling Commission
- Safety and fairness checked by ECogra
- No casinos own support center
- No own mobile version
- No live games
- Shitty website design
- Links unclickable (wat?)
- Tiny welcome bonus of €50
- 40+ countries are not allowed to play this shit (people in Vanuatu will probably cry bitter tears)
Dash Casino belongs to the 32Red group of companies. Everything good there is about it derives from this fact. The casino holds two licenses - from UK Gambling Commission and Government of Gibraltar. It is secured by advanced encryption technologies and ensures the safety of players’ personal data. Oh goodness, at least this shit is properly protected!
“When it comes to the actual website, that’s where the problems begin.”
When it comes to the actual website, that’s where the problems begin. Yes, we do appreciate original design, something that stands out. But do it properly pretty please, would ya? The useful space occupies about 50% of the screen, game icons are minuscule, the navigation is nightmarish, links do not work. It’s like they’re intentionally trying to get rid of players.
Banking: Standard options including credit cards and e-wallets like Neteller, Paypal, and Skrill. Cashout time is 48 hours.
Customer Support: Amazing, award-winning customer support that you can reach by... being redirected to the 32 Red Casino. Here, they have a Help Centre with FAQ, a regular mail address, and also a live chat but this one is available only for registered players.
Software and Game Variety
Alright, let’s take a deep breath. The game library is actually pretty good (350+ titles), thanks to the Microgaming platform. That is, if you don’t mind downloading a client on your PC. Otherwise, you’re stuck with just about a hundred instant play games. Overall, the choice is satisfying:
- Slots: Jurassic World, Tarzan, Bikini Party;
- Table Games: Sic Bo, French Roulette, Classic Blackjack Gold;
- Video Poker: All Aces Poker, All American Poker, Bonus Poker;
- Progressive Jackpots: Mega Moolah, Jackpot Deuces, Major Millions;
Apart from that, there’s really nothing more to add.
Mobile and Live Games
Dash Casino redirects mobile players to a generic Microgaming mobile platform. It works fine, you can play most of the games, but it still raises the question of why the parent company ever spent the time and resources to create this cripple in the first place? Maybe it’s adopted?
There are no live games at the casino at the moment. If you’re craving for some interaction, try to read the Latin lines and check whether something more interesting happens when you go to bed at night.
Bonuses and Promotions
The welcome bonus for new players reaches an incredible, inconceivable, unparalleled, mind-blowing, eye-popping 50 bucks. No, we didn’t miss any zeroes there. 100% match bonus on first deposit up to $50 and that’s it. It is also a subject to x40 playthrough requirement and your maximum bet while playing through is limited to 6.25 credits. ‘Nuff said.
“We honestly don’t know why you would want to play at Dash Casino.”
Check out other monthly/weekly promos to see if there’s anything worth your time. The website says they somehow reward their players, but the links are not clickable.